The downfalls of living in a van

it's raining and I have to pee.

or

I have to pee and it's raining.

and my bathroom is the bushes.

and the roof is leaking

twice

and there are no lights so I can't find the paper towel to slow the drip

so i'm using pads.

not to mention that my hygiene levels are dropping below acceptable.

The upfalls of living in a van

you get to wake up wherever you want

like Køpenhaven

where even the ugly people are beautiful

and it's like moving images from a Vogue and W

the fashion, the faces,

I die and I die